HOODIE TAILS: The Adventures Of The Secular Web Kids
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(9) Story: The Secular Web Kids and Magic Class
Mr. Bob was exhausted. Last night’s hockey game on tv went into double overtime, so he didn’t get to sleep until 1:30 am. Luckily, as teachers know, in this situation it’s time to kill time by showing the class a video!
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(8) Story: The Secular Web Kids and Magic Class
Billy had been thinking that maybe Mr. Bob couldn’t do magic at all. Looking down at a fuzzy caterpillar munching on a leaf, Billy had an idea. Later in front of the class, Billy challenged: “If you can really do magic, Mr. Bob, change this caterpillar into a butterfly.” “Sure,” replied Mr. Bob, not fazed…
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(7) Story: The Secular Web Kids and Magic Class
After a long day of teaching the kids how magic tricks work, Mr. Bob picked up his rabbit Fred and began to think out loud. “You know,” Bob said, “It’s amazing to think how much thinking we do in a day talking to ourselves, and yet not out loud!” Fred nodded. “Imagine a world where…
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(6) Story: The Secular Web Kids and Magic Class
Adam had stayed in his seat after class looking depressingly out the window. “Alakazoo” shouted Mr. Bob, as in a puff of smoke he transformed a closed can of Sprite into an open one and handed it to Adam. “Thanks,” Adam said. “Just having a bad day today.” “Nonsense,” Mr. Bob claimed. “Every glass is…
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(5) Story: The Secular Web Kids and Magic Class
“Today’s Magic Class is going to be a little different,” Mr. Bob said. “We are going to try some word magic. Who thinks words have to make sense for them to give us ideas?” All hands went up. “But what about this poem by Lewis Carrol, author of Alice in Wonderland? Jabberwocky ’Twas brillig, and…
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(4) Story: The Secular Web Kids and Magic Class
“And now,” Mr. Bob said in his most Mr. Bob-ish way possible, “All suits are red!” He turned over the deck of cards in his hands and to the student’s amazement, the suits of all the cards had turned red! “They must be happy,” Suzy remarked. “Why?” asked Mr. Bob. “Well, when I’m happy everything…
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(3) Story: The Secular Web Kids and Magic Class
One thing cool about Mr. Bob the magic teacher is he always did a class participation warm up. For example, one time he tore a sock in half and asked the class what happened? “Its ‘wholeness’ was destroyed” Marty said. “Exactly” said Mr. Bob. “And I bet you didn’t even notice the sock’s wholeness was…
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(2) Story: The Secular Web Kids and Magic Class
Mr. Bob taught magic class at the school. He tried to switch things up by explaining how the trick works before doing it. For example, he showed how a hat has a hidden compartment to pull a rabbit out of. This should have been boring but wasn’t as he went ahead to accidentally pull a…
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(1) Story: The Secular Web Kids and Magic Class
If it so happens, as it sometimes does, that you walk along Magnetic Creek (which flows up rather than down) early in the morning and cross the endless woods, you may come into a little clearing where a very old schoolhouse has stood from time beyond memory. If it is the right day and time,…
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Hide and Seek
Have you ever known someone who both can see and can’t see at the same time? We all are like that sometimes. Did you ever have a friend who really wasn’t a very good friend, but you didn’t really notice until later? May they only wanted to hang out because you had an Xbox and…