Darth Harley Meets An Apologist

APOLOGIST: Hello children, I am your substitute teacher today, Dr. Craig

DARTH HARLEY: You’re a Doctor?

APOLOGIST: Yes, a Doctor of Apologetics.

DARTH HARLEY: What’s Apologetics? It sounds like apologizing. Are you really good at apologizing?

APOLOGIST: No, no, lol. Apologetics means defence, like Socrates’ apology/defence at his trial, but in my case I’ve spent years training how to defend my belief in God.

DARTH HARLEY: Zeus or Thor?