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HOODIE TAILS: The Adventures Of The Secular Web Kids

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  • Failed Texas Bill To Have 10 Commandments In Classrooms

    CNN reports that an attempt by some Texas lawmakers to put the 10 Commandments in every classroom has failed. The Republican-controlled Texas State House failed to advance a controversial bill on Tuesday that would have required public schools to display the Ten Commandments in every classroom. QUESTIONS: 2) Would it be appropriate to display The…

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  • How Many Can You Do?

    Make a list of all the religious symbols you can make using soda pop boxes …

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  • False Dichotomy

    Darth Harley walked slowly with Darth Bowser as Harley tried to reason his way through a problem. H: It was weird. Marty just showed up in a dress today and said he wanted to use the girls’ bathroom. B: How do you feel about that? H: I’m sure it would make the other girls uncomfortable.…

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  • Darth Harley Learns To Read

    Darth Harley was sitting under a beautiful, lush tree taking in the warm afternoon sun and enjoying a Harry Potter audiobook. His master Darth Bowser saw what he was doing and, visually upset, approached Harley. B: What are you doing? H: I’m reading. I was going to learn to do it with my eyes, but…

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  • Draw Your Own Adventure Darth Harley Pattern Book (K-Gr 1)

    Page One: Help Darth Harley Find God. Page Two: Harley is looking for God. Page Three: “Where are you God?” asks Harley. Page Four. Harley looks under the table. “Where are you God?” asks Harley. Page Five. Harley looks in the closet. “Where are you God?” asks Harley. Page Six. Harley looks under the bed.…

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  • Darth “Absolute Zero” Bowser Part 2: The Art Of Not Seeing A Box

    “When your power eclipses mine I will become expendable. This is the Rule of Two: one Master and one apprentice. When you are ready to claim the mantle of Dark Lord as your own, you must do so by eliminating me.”―Darth Bane, to Darth Zannah Amy watched as her friend Darth Harley stared intently at…

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  • Darth “Absolute Zero” Bowser

    “Two there should be. No more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it.”―Darth Bane “What’s cooler than being Cool? Ice Cold (Andre “Ice Cold” 3000).” “What’s cooler than being Ice Cold? Absolute Zero (Darth “Absolute Zero” Bowser).” On one of those nights that promises profundity but all too often lapses into…

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  • What Is A Religion?

    Question: What is a cult?

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  • Girls and Education in Afghanistan

    Do you think education is a basic right everyone should have?

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  • EVOLUTION: Tiktaalik

    You may know we evolved from apes, but did you know even earlier we came from sea creatures? “Evolution is wonderful. Here’s the incredible walking fish, Tiktaalik, – part of the fins-to-limbs story showing how aquatic vertebrates transitioned to becoming walking, air-breathing land animals. (Prof Alice Roberts).”

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