HOODIE TAILS: The Adventures Of The Secular Web Kids
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Who Kidnapped Jesus?
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False Dichotomy
Darth Harley walked slowly with Darth Bowser as Harley tried to reason his way through a problem. H: It was weird. Marty just showed up in a dress today and said he wanted to use the girls’ bathroom. B: How do you feel about that? H: I’m sure it would make the other girls uncomfortable. […]
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Darth Harley Learns To Read
Darth Harley was sitting under a beautiful, lush tree taking in the warm afternoon sun and enjoying a Harry Potter audiobook. His master Darth Bowser saw what he was doing and, visually upset, approached Harley. B: What are you doing? H: I’m reading. I was going to learn to do it with my eyes, but […]
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Is It Okay To Scare Kids?
Shared from Pranav on Twitter
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Draw Your Own Adventure Darth Harley Pattern Book (K-Gr 1)
Page One: Help Darth Harley Find God. Page Two: Harley is looking for God. Page Three: “Where are you God?” asks Harley. Page Four. Harley looks under the table. “Where are you God?” asks Harley. Page Five. Harley looks in the closet. “Where are you God?” asks Harley. Page Six. Harley looks under the bed. […]
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Darth Harley and Darth “Absolute Zero” Bowser (Dialogue 3): Intelligence, Wisdom, And The Game Of Kings
“There are few secrets of the Force I have yet to master. But our Order’s ancient prophecies speak of one fabled manifestation unseen for generations—a dyad. This pairing of two beings strong in the Force, linked together by an unbreakable bond, creates a power as strong as life itself…For a millennium, the Sith have adhered […]
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Darth “Absolute Zero” Bowser Part 2: The Art Of Not Seeing A Box
“When your power eclipses mine I will become expendable. This is the Rule of Two: one Master and one apprentice. When you are ready to claim the mantle of Dark Lord as your own, you must do so by eliminating me.”―Darth Bane, to Darth Zannah Amy watched as her friend Darth Harley stared intently at […]
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Darth “Absolute Zero” Bowser
“Two there should be. No more, no less. One to embody power, the other to crave it.”―Darth Bane “What’s cooler than being Cool? Ice Cold (Andre “Ice Cold” 3000).” “What’s cooler than being Ice Cold? Absolute Zero (Darth “Absolute Zero” Bowser).” On one of those nights that promises profundity but all too often lapses into […]
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Why Don’t People Pray For Help When Their Lawnmower Breaks?
What silly prayers have you done?
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Aren’t You Lucky You Were Born Into A Family Who Picked The Right Religion?
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