(6) Story: The Secular Web Kids and Magic Class

Adam had stayed in his seat after class looking depressingly out the window.

“Alakazoo” shouted Mr. Bob, as in a puff of smoke he transformed a closed can of Sprite into an open one and handed it to Adam.

“Thanks,” Adam said. “Just having a bad day today.”

“Nonsense,” Mr. Bob claimed. “Every glass is half full and every cloud has a silver lining. Turn that mess into a message; that test into a testimony; that trial into a triumph; being a victim into a victory. What I’m saying sounds poetic so it must be true!”

“Life doesn’t seem poetic,” Adam said.

“You know what the difference between a poem and a story is?” Mr. Bob asked. “With a story you try to skip over things to understand the general plot: the problem and solution. A poem is the opposite. Every word is looked at very carefully and returned to many times to try and figure out what it’s “doing” in the poem. Stories are for understanding meaning. Poems are for exploring what words are doing, how they are working in the poem. Life can be hard if the big picture looks gloomy, but poets know any situation can keep revealing new and wonderful things the more we live every little moment and appreciate it.”

“My mom is cooking corned beef and cabbage tonight,” Adam complained.

The teacher shrugged. “Sometimes we can’t think our ways out of things,” Mr. Bob admitted.

(5) Story: The Secular Web Kids and Magic Class

“Today’s Magic Class is going to be a little different,” Mr. Bob said. “We are going to try some word magic. Who thinks words have to make sense for them to give us ideas?”

All hands went up.

“But what about this poem by Lewis Carrol, author of Alice in Wonderland?

Jabberwocky

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun

The frumious Bandersnatch!”

He took his vorpal sword in hand;

Long time the manxome foe he sought —

So rested he by the Tumtum tree

And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,

The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,

Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,

And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through

The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

He left it dead, and with its head

He went galumphing back.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?

Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”

He chortled in his joy.

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe.

(Bibliographical info
Source: Jabberwocky and Other Nonsense: Collected Poems, 2012, by Penguin Random House. This poem is in the public domain)

“Now,” Mr. Bob said, “Does spelling matter if you want your writing to make sense?”

Again, all hands went up.

“Well,” Mr. Bob said, “What about this?”

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

“So, you know what to do, let’s get going making some nonsense poems that still make sense!” encouraged Mr. Bob.

“We’re allowed to create gibberish?” Alice asked astounded?

“Just this once,” Mr. Bob smiled.

(4) Story: The Secular Web Kids and Magic Class

“And now,” Mr. Bob said in his most Mr. Bob-ish way possible, “All suits are red!”

He turned over the deck of cards in his hands and to the student’s amazement, the suits of all the cards had turned red!

“They must be happy,” Suzy remarked.

“Why?” asked Mr. Bob.

“Well, when I’m happy everything becomes rosy,” Suzy replied.

“Yes!” said Mr. Bob, delighted. “Magic is all around us but hidden, and it is a special magic of the mind that nudges it to the surface to see the light of day. It is sensed before it is seen with the mind’s eye. I think you win this deck of cards Suzy.”

“No thanks,” she replied.

“But why?” asked a confused Mr. Bob?

“How can I play with a deck of cards that has only one color?”