APOLOGIST: Hello children, I am your substitute teacher today, Dr. Craig
DARTH HARLEY: You’re a Doctor?
APOLOGIST: Yes, a Doctor of Apologetics.
DARTH HARLEY: What’s Apologetics? It sounds like apologizing. Are you really good at apologizing?
APOLOGIST: No, no, lol. Apologetics means defence, like Socrates’ apology/defence at his trial, but in my case I’ve spent years training how to defend my belief in God.
DARTH HARLEY: Zeus or Thor?