In the beginning

A long time ago, a thousand year before Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader, the Sith were fighting among themselves, and had become weak.  Because of this, the Jedi nearly destroyed them. 

Then, the Dark Lord Darth Bane emerged with a new plan for the Sith. The Sith would combat the Jedi with intelligence, cunning, and reason, rather than power. 

Darth Bane

It took a thousand years, but eventually the Sith Lord Sheev Palpatine, also known as Darth Sidious, outsmarted the Jedi and nearly took control of the galaxy.  His two great defeats came when his apprentice, Darth Vader, and his granddaughter Rey turned against him. 

All was thought lost among the Sith, until a new Dark Lord surfaced: Darth Harley, Bark Lord of the Sith.  Darth Harley was rumored to be so wise, that he even figured out a way to get his family and friends to clean up after him when he pooped!  Darth Harley challenged the “dog-ma” of the jedi!

Darth Harley

These are bleak times, with superstition and thoughtless beliefs taking over everywhere.  Become Darth Harley’s apprentice and use the power of wisdom to bring reason to a galaxy of confusion!

***Darth Harley Thinking Tip: When you really need to concentrate, pull up your hoodie to block the world out and focus. That’s why they put blinders on horses!